On the Subject of Knees

In the light of my recent argument with a concrete path I thought I should recommend the new Kneelo knee pads (£14.99 from Burgon & Ball). Had I been wearing them at the time, I would not now be confined indoors for six weeks. I’m thinking of wearing them all the time once I recover – after all they do come in several jolly colours and stranger things are seen on the catwalks!